Squirrel Quotes & Sayings
‘You’re going to vacuum up that squirrel!’
There is just no predicting what kind of sentences you might say, thought Flora. For instance, who would ever think you would shout, ‘You’re going to vacuum up that squirrel!’?”– Kate DiCamillo
Penelope had no way of knowing if this last statement was true. Could squirrels feel envy? Would they give two figs about London? Did Nutsawoo even have friends?”– Maryrose Wood
Huge portions of what is loosely termed “the squirrel brain” are given over to one thought: food.
The average squirrel cogitation goes something like this: I wonder what there is to eat.”– Kate DiCamillo
“Don’t be offended by a snap judgment. It’s true of anyone who cares about squirrels.”– Edward W. Robertson
“And they plan to do what with them? Bombard the hills? Fight a war with the squirrels?”– Robert Jackson Bennett
Come play with me;
Why should you run
Through the shaking tree
As though I’d a gun
To strike you dead?
When all I would do
Is to scratch your head
And let you go.”
“What the hell are you?” demanded the squirrel.
“We are fairies,” answered Brannoc, and the squirrel fell on the grass laughing, because New York squirrels are cynical creatures and do not believe in fairies.” – Martin Millar